I had yet another discussion with another client. We were talking about various topics. And, unfortunately, the topic landed on coding and his perspective of how people like myself (software developers) are no longer really necessary.
I am a Singaporean. No, I’m not just quoting TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew’s lines. But I really am one. I grew up with and speaking Singlish, as if it was my mother tongue, only to realise, much later in life, how foreigners view us and our Singlish with amusement. I mean, what is there to laugh? Right?
If you disagree and are still laughing, then here I am, to give some schooling. ??
If you’ve ever experienced daily life in Singapore, you know one thing: speed is everything. Whether it’s catching the MRT before the doors close or finishing your chicken rice before lunch break ends, Singaporeans live life like we’re in a time trial.
And yes, that includes the way we talk.
As a web and mobile app developer who’s been navigating the Singapore way of life for over a decade, I’ve survived countless Slack messages that read like cryptic haikus:
Every Singaporean understands exactly what’s going on. No “Dear Sir/Madam” fluff, no paragraphs — just laser-focused, to-the-point communication.
If you’re new here, you might think it’s rude. Nope. It’s Singapore communication style in action — efficient, warm, and often very funny.
Singlish is Singapore’s linguistic comfort food — a warm, chaotic bowl of English mixed with Malay, Mandarin, Hokkien, Tamil, and other local languages. It’s not “broken English.” It’s streamlined English with attitude.
Here’s the math:
English + local slang + tonal shortcuts = expressive, compact, and a little cheeky.
Example:
In five words, we’ve conveyed urgency, probability, and affection. That’s the Singapore slang magic.
The Singapore way of life has a national superpower: compressing complex meaning into a few syllables.
When a teammate asks, “Deploy can?”, what they mean is:
“Have you finished testing, pushed the code, checked staging, and gotten QA approval so I can deploy without crashing the system during peak hours?”
We just don’t say all that. We trust you to know the context — especially in Singapore work culture.
A friend invited me to a barbecue.
I replied, “See how.”
He took it as, “I’ll probably be there.”
What I meant was, “It’s a solid maybe… leaning towards no, depending on my mood and the weather.”
The barbecue happened. I didn’t show up. And he learned that in Singapore, “see how” is just our gentle way of saying “don’t count on it.”
If you’re new to life in Singapore for foreigners, here’s your crash course:
1: Learn the mood particles
2: Context is king
Don’t assume short messages are cold or rude. We’re just busy. If unsure, ask once — not five times.
3: Reply equally efficiently
Overly long replies might make you sound unsure. If it’s a “yes,” just say “Can”. You’ll fit in faster.
Singapore is fast-paced. In tech, where sprint cycles can feel like actual sprints, shaving seconds off communication matters.
In a small, multi-cultural country, there’s an unspoken assumption you already understand the context. That’s why Singapore slang works so well — it’s a cultural shortcut.
Singlish isn’t just efficient — it’s fun. Dropping a lah or leh makes you sound warmer, more relatable, and a little cheeky.
If you’re an expat, developer, or just trying to blend into daily life in Singapore, here’s how to apply it:
Sometimes our efficiency comes with a dash of sass:
It’s friendly banter, not hostility. Learn to roll with it, and you’ll enjoy Singapore culture quirks more.
The good news? Once you adapt, your emails get sharper, your Slack messages get shorter, and your Singapore communication style gets street cred. You might even start texting your mum, “Can lah”.
Singapore’s way of talking is more than just Singapore slang — it’s a reflection of who we are: fast, efficient, and playfully direct.
If you’re new here, embrace the quirks. If you’ve been here all your life, share your favourite Singlish moments.
So… can or not? Drop your best Singlish line in the comments.
I had yet another discussion with another client. We were talking about various topics. And, unfortunately, the topic landed on coding and his perspective of how people like myself (software developers) are no longer really necessary.
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This was how he ended the call with me, a few days ago. I don’t need you, I can do vibe-code the system myself. Goodbye! This is not something new for me. I have lived through various types of clients and prospects. Many are decent, some are rude, some are unreasonably so. But c’mon, there is no necessity for you to share with me your thought processes, and neither am I interested in your retort. There are no winners and losers here. I’m a service provider and you are a client. That’s all.
Anees Khan (Mr) is the Founder and CEO of Getcha Solutions.
He consults businesses and companies on technological matters of development of web sites, web apps, mobile apps and custom software development.
From 1995 to the present (yes, almost 30 years). Based in Singapore.
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